1. 21:41 31st Jul 2014

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    (Source: hoesoks)

     
  2. 21:40

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    ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
     
  3. 21:32

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    gameoveranalyzer:

    …Do you think we should tell him?

    Are we gonna talk about the name of this dog? This mummy dog?

     
  4. 21:30

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    wwhitescienceblackheart:

mitsooru:

verga chamo

i love 50 shades of grey

    wwhitescienceblackheart:

    mitsooru:

    verga chamo

    i love 50 shades of grey

     
  5. 18:35 29th Jul 2014

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    fiyhi:

    patron-de-los-santos:

    mcdamnright:

    So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

    image

    I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
    So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

    image

    Then I was like “No.”

    well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

    but shit it was 99 cents

     
  6. 11:32 27th Jul 2014

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    bitchesaloud:
     
  7. You can’t drink from the cup while you’re filling it up.
    — Laura Hajek (via childrenofthetao)
     
  8. 15:49 25th Jul 2014

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    spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    supernaturalbadwolf:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    its-the-dead-hipster:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

    Dumb bitch

    Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

    Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

    No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

     
  9. 21:18 18th Jul 2014

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    pdlcomics:

    Ghost Friend

    Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand
    [website | tumblr | twitter | facebook]

     
  10. 21:15

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    catsbeaversandducks:

    Post-it Notes Left on the Train

    Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

    Via My Modern Metropolis 

     
  11. 20:34 15th Jul 2014

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    Tags: Kayla

    (Source: ilmareditroppo)

     
  12. 00:25

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    dudewhereismytardis:

    freakoftheangels:

    un-requitedl0ve:

    i took you for granted, VHS. i took you for granted..

    huh…

    i think we have a youngster over here…

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

     
  13. 23:58 11th Jul 2014

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    myspanisharmada:

    nerdywithadashofawesome:

    nyehpetaleijon:

    • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
    • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

    You are only a true fan if you:

    • are powered by electricity
    • have multiple flat blades
    • spin around really fast

    i got so mad then laughed so hard

    image

    (Source: neoridley)

     
  14. 23:18 10th Jul 2014

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    takshammy:

This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom”

    takshammy:

    This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom”

     
  15. 23:18

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    0mikohakodate:

zenbab:

somebody left a whole fish in the toilet at mcdonald’s

this is the second post i’ve seen about finding a whole fish in a mcdonald’s bathroom, and they were clearly two different fish
what the fuck is going on

    0mikohakodate:

    zenbab:

    somebody left a whole fish in the toilet at mcdonald’s

    this is the second post i’ve seen about finding a whole fish in a mcdonald’s bathroom, and they were clearly two different fish

    what the fuck is going on

    (Source: laina)