1. 19:20 20th Sep 2014

    Notes: 167112

    Reblogged from cinemattreviews

    Reminder: Women do not need to be polite to someone who is making them uncomfortable.

     
  2. 09:24 19th Sep 2014

    Notes: 39071

    Reblogged from fruitycat

    image: Download

    If this doesn’t terrify you, you’re lying

    If this doesn’t terrify you, you’re lying

    (Source: weirdnessisgood)

     
  3. 00:22 18th Sep 2014

    Notes: 801878

    Reblogged from 0mage-of-doom0

    image: Download

    artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

This has been a life goal of mine since before I knew what life goals were

    artbymoga:

    stylefordays:

    tyleroakley:

    9 words to make you really think.

    This. Is. Profound.

    This is something everyone should see

    This has been a life goal of mine since before I knew what life goals were

    (Source: flinch-nerds)

     
  4. 20:50 17th Sep 2014

    Notes: 422639

    Reblogged from cinemattreviews

    bublewrap:

    burningbrigids:

    carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

    mspgay:

    snorlaxatives:

    snorlaxatives:

    aaaaalrighty-then:

    snorlaxatives:

    why is being alive so expensive

    image

    You spelled “suck” wrong.

    ???????????????????????????????

    i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

    • why is being alive so suck
    • why is being alive suck
    • why is suck
    • suck is being alive so expensive
    • why suck so expensive

    ?????

     

    image

    what the hell is going on

    imagine how is touch the suck

    imagine how is suck the sky

    (Source: snorlaxatives)

     
  5. 09:00

    Notes: 217020

    Reblogged from kennytran

    (Source: solitaryparade)

     
  6. 23:20 10th Sep 2014

    Notes: 204139

    Reblogged from thatpersonthatdoesstuff

    emmaisbatman:

    a-manderpants:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

    Oh my god I’m legitimately laughing out loud with these.

    The last one.

     
  7. 23:15

    Notes: 255084

    Reblogged from noveriias

    shouldnt:

    when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

    image

     
  8. 23:03 8th Sep 2014

    Notes: 116468

    Reblogged from candyvalkyrie

    gbcnt:

    Terry Crews on Ray Rice.

     
  9. 23:08 2nd Sep 2014

    Notes: 10193

    Reblogged from mixtercasual

    Anonymous said: I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?

    raptorific:

    Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

     
  10. 09:42 1st Sep 2014

    Notes: 58730

    Reblogged from fruitycat

    image: Download

     
  11. 00:44

    Notes: 4764010

    Reblogged from jadehomestuckharley

    peachtml:

openyourthird-eye:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

ineffectual ;

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS

    peachtml:

    openyourthird-eye:

    highonvodka:

    themixedbagofspooky:

    spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

    riningear:

    doryishness:

    displaced-angel:

    ryedragon:

    ineffectual ;

    reblog and make a wish!


    this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

    OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

    THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

    The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

    AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

    THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

    YOOOOOOO

    I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

    LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

    IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

    holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

    I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

    SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

    WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

    ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

    OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

    LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS

     
  12. 00:34

    Notes: 32526

    Reblogged from enlightenme-kim

    Tags: keurigK cupslingerecoffee

    image: Download

    sourcedumal:

blackfemalescientist:

unapologetakallyme:

uknaturals:

Love this!!! @nubianskin does lingerie in NUDE shades for all skin tones!!

THANK YOU! Proper use of Nude… Shades for all skin tones!Nude is not some single tone light beige!… How beautiful is this!

I asked victoria’s secret if they had any bras in a color closer to my skin and the woman fundamentally didn’t understand what i was asking for. This is awesome. And i hope they have them in larger cup sizes (>dd)


They need to go to a damn k cup. For real

What does coffee have to do with this

    sourcedumal:

    blackfemalescientist:

    unapologetakallyme:

    uknaturals:

    Love this!!! @nubianskin does lingerie in NUDE shades for all skin tones!!

    THANK YOU! Proper use of Nude… Shades for all skin tones!
    Nude is not some single tone light beige!
    … How beautiful is this!

    I asked victoria’s secret if they had any bras in a color closer to my skin and the woman fundamentally didn’t understand what i was asking for. This is awesome. And i hope they have them in larger cup sizes (>dd)

    They need to go to a damn k cup. For real

    What does coffee have to do with this

     
  13. 02:10 31st Aug 2014

    Notes: 264664

    Reblogged from adweeb

    kingsleyyy:

    this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

     
  14. 14:55 30th Aug 2014

    Notes: 569767

    Reblogged from welcome-to-welcome

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

    "oh no my potato"

    This speaks to me on a deep emotional level

     
  15. 08:39

    Notes: 347632

    Reblogged from xbox-addict

    i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

    madelinelime:

    When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

    That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

    image

    (Source: curseofthefanartlords)